Which classic Disney games keep us coming back decades later?
Holy shit, I just saw my childhood past before my eyes.
I am the Silver Hornet
I AM WONDER AMERICA BYE
Mine’s space thing…….. I’m strangely okay with this
Ms. Warrior. It sounds like I didn’t have a name and some teammate just started greeting me as “hey, Ms. Warrior!” and it stuck.
And I’m okay with this.
Silver Thing-Woman— Where the atual word should be something impressive but everyone forgets it and says thing instead.
Hawk America or Hawk Zealand…
FUCKING SPACE KNIGHT
wonder warrior i will mess you up
Fire Light. Pretty cool as one word … Firelight, yeahh.
Night Knight. Wow really?
Fire Man. My super hero name is government funded.
THE ROYAL FETUS VARIETY SHOW IS BACK!
Where: The PIT Underground, 123 East 24th Street NY, NY
When: Wednesday, June 26th, 8pm
What: A comedy variety show inspired by, based on, and that has nothing and everything to do with Kate Middleton’s pregnancy. There’s a bar in the theatre so it’s also kind of a party to which you are invited. This show is hosted and produced by the sketch duo Black Magice Lab (Anne Victoria Clark and Meggie Spellman)!
This month we also have special guest Sean O’Reilly (Johnny Velvet and the Moonbeams, NYTVF finalist) doing stand-up!
And our musical guests are UCB East regulars Summer and Eve, a folky musical comedy band. (http://summerandeve.com/summerandeve/Home.html)
Tickets are available for $5 in cash at the box office OR in advance online: http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/308377
See you there!
I’m gonna do stand up at my good friend AVC’s show! YAAAAY!
This should be good! If not, your money back! All your money. Like every dollar you have ever spent. You’ll get it back.
The most important part about life is making sure everyone has heard your opinion. But more importantly than the most important part about life, is making sure everyone agrees with you. Long gone are the days of protesting or giving speeches for anyone to hear, because who still wants to do that? Talking to people in person just slows down the point you are trying to make! That’s why you need to make that blog post. In this guide we will go step by step on what you have to do to guarantee a successful opinion article! Go!
Step 1) Get Angry!
Have you ever read a successful opinion article about something somebody liked? Me neither. You have to be angry! Remember when that guy cut you in line? Write it up. Remember when the UPS guy left your package at the wrong door? Don’t let that fat cat get away with it, write it up. Your parents don’t agree with your choices? Gold! Write and don’t stop. Nobody gives a shit about the thing you like. You have to be ANGRY! “But how do I get angry?” Easy! Just wait for somebody to do or say something, it’s bound to be stupid or something that is wasting your time.
Step 2) Repeat Others.
Are you angry? Good! But before you can start typing those precious thoughts, you have to make sure there are already a bunch of articles about the thing you are angry about. What’s the point of talking about the toaster that zapped you if nobody else has that toaster? People don’t care about the problems that only affect you; they have their own lives and their own toasters that zapped them! To ensure a successful opinion article your article has to be topical or something that is being talked about. Everyone is talking about Lena Dunham showing her body in Girls? Well then sorry, your article on people starving in Africa has to wait.
Step 3) Just Write. This Isn’t a Novel.
Start writing and never look back. Not even once. You have to just write it and not think about it, otherwise you’ll think that this might be a bad idea and you might lose some of the respect that you are still holding onto. Well STOP IT! Don’t think that way! Stay angry! If your friends don’t agree with you on this one topic then they were never really your friends at all and all those times they helped you or supported you was a waste of your time. Also, make sure to group things as much as possible and give definitive opinions about those groups and make sure to swear off things for life, this way people know you are serious and you mean it this time.
Step 4) Only Post it Somewhere it Will be Supported.
This, in my opinion, is the most important detail. Step 1-3 are useless without step 4. ONLY POST IT SOMEWHERE IT WILL BE SUPPORTED. I cannot stress this enough. What is the point in putting your article on gun control in a gun control forum? There isn’t one. You have to put it on Tumblr, Facebook or any other social media site that has a higher chance of support and higher probability of people agreeing with you. Also this way if somebody disagrees with you, that person will be ganged up on and feel shame and then never give their opinion again. Hopefully this person just goes away forever and you’ll never have to talk to them again. Because life isn’t about understanding each other, life is about shoving views down each other’s throats.
Step 5) Congratulate Yourself
You hear that? It’s the sound of people changing their minds because of your article. That’s right. You did that. You can now hold your head up high knowing everyone read your opinion article thoroughly without skipping a letter.